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Objective:
To radiate a smile, and for that special person, my heart and soul.....Where ever you may be.
Updated objective: I win! I found the prize and did this without losing my head. Searching with an open heart for that one special true love, and risking everything, fearing the pain that loving someone can cause but still you search. My message to you all, dont be afraid, go with it. As one door closes another one will open, the door Ive walked through has taken me to a place I didnt think exsisted.
Im on a mission to eradicate all the goblins from the world so peace on earth can be found! Has anyone seen the pan-man's plastic sheep? He's my undercover agent and someone has sheep-napped his partner!
Update: Plastic sheep has been found safe and sound, and is quietly keeping watch over the imfamous Saucepan Man. Next mission will begin in September this year, for all our efforts to keep the world safe from goblins and other critters have failed (temporary I might add). We believe this is because we needed a permanent base for our headquarters and not dark corners of train stations for our meetings. This is a worldwide operation going down on the Saucepan Man he will be joining our Northern office very soon.
Experience:
yes Ive had lots thanks in many area's of life, but not enough space to put it all down....shame tho as it would be interesting reading.....well not for everyone....and downright embarassing for some....but I wont mention any names. I shall protect the names of the guilty parties involved.
Mistress Whiplash (Job Title).The company I worked for was a Distributing and Handling Organisation. Sadly I gave all that up, as it was seriously damaging the health of others.
Ankle shackles have been shipped off to another country where they may be more useful...along with all the other equipment. (actually I kept the ankle shackles, but I had to write that so dont tell anyone)shshshsssh!!!
Catering Department for a HUGE INTERNATIONAL CONGLOMERATE. I have to protect the name of the company I work for, I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill you.
I get paid for looking pretty as she says lol (she=Hubby aka Jay etc.)I also get paid to take the piss out of Managers and stare and drools over their buns! jolly good show what what!
I can also chop,slice,dice,maim,burn,whinge,serve,dribble,drool,grin,slap about the head with a fish slice,sing,dance,come into work with minging hangover,shssssssh dont tell the boss *sniggers*I can do late also, Im very good at missing buses!
but overall Im a fecking good employee!!!!! and colleague.
Plus I get discount on my Vodka (said with a russian accent).
I get to play with whojamflips furry bit! MMmMmMmMm
*walks back to naughty corner*
aaaaah thats better.
(moved on to pastures new)
Update: Currently working for the secret service and if I give out any further information then you will be shot instantly (yes we are everywhere and I know you have just picked your nose and wiped it on ya jeans) So be warned! I am the all knowing all seeing, voice of reason that whispers in your ear from time to time.
The High Priestess is my other occupation. I can see into the future pmsl! no seriously I can! you dont believe I can tell! just by the look on your face....and yes I can see you!
I worship the Moon *bends over drops drawers* see!
I do the tarot while under the influence of Aura Soma St Germaine, marvellous stuff! *giggles*
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